Wednesday, January 25, 2006

"...And my people are masters of disguise."

Girl: Hey, are you growing a moustache there?
Guy: What? (Feels face) No, no. See, it's because I'm Greek...

-- Ivey

17 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Viceroy, I don't want this stunted slime in my sight again.

11:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Friends dont let friends date greeks... that is all

12:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok Emperor Palpatine

1:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha! Oh my! Racism .. stop it!

5:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Friends don't let friends go to Western... that's the original saying

5:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

actually the original saying is friends dont let friends drink and drive...but thanks for trying

6:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Emperor Palpatine (known aliases: Darth Sidious, Stephen Harper) rocks!

6:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

actually, the guy in this quote has a good point: most greeks ARE pretty damn hairy.....not their fault, but a valid excuse...

8:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6:08- Emperor Palpatine looks more like Paul Martin. (I realize you probably meant in his beliefs, but from a purely aesthetic point of view, Martin is Palpatines twin).

8:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, if anyone looks like Palpatine, it has to be the Pope... (photographic proof: http://oddculture.com/images/sidious_i.jpg)

8:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8:41...Sooooo True! I actually said the same thing when they picked him...

...and if Paul Martin is anyone, he's "Gill" from "the simpsons"

8:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*Giggle, giggle*

That's so funny I just shit myself!

(reaches across table for a "mayonegg", trans. one hell of a tasty treat)

8:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the resemblence between the pope and sidious is truly disturbing, i cant believe i didnt notice it before

9:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love how this whole discussion has been about people looking like Darth Sidious.

11:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8:58- mayonegg! hahahah YES

"as plain as the ann on your face" is possibly my favourite quote ever

12:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^effer! i screwed it up... which makes me seem totally illegitimate now haha fock

12:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh Arrested Development... you are the best show ever

9:15 AM  

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