Hey, when all the girls have blonde streaks and sweatpants, you have to find ways of telling them apart.
Big Guy (to a girl as he walks past): Hey [Sarah]!
Girl (turning to leave): Hey.
Big Guy (once she's out of earshot): Is it bad that I recognized her by her butt?
Little Guy: Not really ... I mean, she was turned around, so you couldn't see her breasts...
(after a minute of laughing)
Little Guy: We're definitely going to hell.
-- Delaware Hall, overheard by George
Girl (turning to leave): Hey.
Big Guy (once she's out of earshot): Is it bad that I recognized her by her butt?
Little Guy: Not really ... I mean, she was turned around, so you couldn't see her breasts...
(after a minute of laughing)
Little Guy: We're definitely going to hell.
-- Delaware Hall, overheard by George
14 Comments:
Yo, yo, I know that ass and I wanna tap dat shit!
hhahahahahaha.
haha first post=amazing.
haha, love the title. it's funny because it's trueeeeeeeeee
Welcome to UWO: home of the standard-issue white girl.
There's a good majority of jaw-dropping women on campus that aren't white.
good point. UWO is like a really good ice cream store: sweetness in every flavour.
Sure, there's a lot of vanilla, but the mocha almond fudge isn't bad either.
Come on. I've never replied to anything on this site before, or to much on the internet at all. But to the last poster: are you even a real person? Who on earth actually speaks like that? What a totally moronic thing to say. I actually can not believe a human being just wrote that.
Maybe a really smart monkey wrote it.
3:18 PM: You are a fucking idiot.
BARUMPCHA!
I agree with 3:18 to a point. I mean thats pretty scummy... but at the same time it reminds me of something joey would say on friends... ah friends how i miss thee
I thought 1:40 was bloody hysterical! and accurate!
Wow.. I am pretty sure I said that.. especially if it was at the Deli bus stop...
Post a Comment
<< Home