Friday, January 20, 2006

Hey, when all the girls have blonde streaks and sweatpants, you have to find ways of telling them apart.

Big Guy (to a girl as he walks past): Hey [Sarah]!
Girl (turning to leave): Hey.
Big Guy (once she's out of earshot): Is it bad that I recognized her by her butt?
Little Guy: Not really ... I mean, she was turned around, so you couldn't see her breasts...
(after a minute of laughing)
Little Guy: We're definitely going to hell.

-- Delaware Hall, overheard by George


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yo, yo, I know that ass and I wanna tap dat shit!

2:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


3:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha first post=amazing.

3:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha, love the title. it's funny because it's trueeeeeeeeee

5:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welcome to UWO: home of the standard-issue white girl.

7:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's a good majority of jaw-dropping women on campus that aren't white.

11:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

good point. UWO is like a really good ice cream store: sweetness in every flavour.

Sure, there's a lot of vanilla, but the mocha almond fudge isn't bad either.

1:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on. I've never replied to anything on this site before, or to much on the internet at all. But to the last poster: are you even a real person? Who on earth actually speaks like that? What a totally moronic thing to say. I actually can not believe a human being just wrote that.

3:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe a really smart monkey wrote it.

3:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3:18 PM: You are a fucking idiot.

8:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


8:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree with 3:18 to a point. I mean thats pretty scummy... but at the same time it reminds me of something joey would say on friends... ah friends how i miss thee

10:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought 1:40 was bloody hysterical! and accurate!

4:17 PM  
Blogger Mikey said...

Wow.. I am pretty sure I said that.. especially if it was at the Deli bus stop...

6:26 PM  

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