More like the Motel 6.

A group of students is setting up lawn chairs in a parking lot. It’s after dark, and they’re clearly starting some sort of tailgate party.

Girl #1: Where can I sit?
Girl #2: Here – you can take this chair.
Girl #1: Great, thanks! But…uh… (gestures to sandy seat of chair) could you make the sand go away?
Girl #2: What is this, the Ritz-Carlton?! You’re in a parking lot! (grudgingly brushes off chair) Fine. Here you are, your majesty!

-- Oxford Street Parking Lot