Thursday, July 14, 2005

More like the Motel 6.

A group of students is setting up lawn chairs in a parking lot. It’s after dark, and they’re clearly starting some sort of tailgate party.

Girl #1: Where can I sit?
Girl #2: Here – you can take this chair.
Girl #1: Great, thanks! But…uh… (gestures to sandy seat of chair) could you make the sand go away?
Girl #2: What is this, the Ritz-Carlton?! You’re in a parking lot! (grudgingly brushes off chair) Fine. Here you are, your majesty!

-- Oxford Street Parking Lot

3 Comments:

Blogger Melissa said...

wow these are hilarious! Western is definitly one of a kind.

1:07 AM  
Blogger harry balls said...

You know he ain't get none

8:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

harry, you don't make sense... it's two girls...
I'm all for the lesbianism, but seriously, learn to read...

11:14 PM  

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