Readers: please answer the following question. Points will be given for creativity and sarcasm. Especially creativity, but especially sarcasm.

The traffic light changes from red to green. A car sits still as the five cars in front of it proceed through the light and the cars behind it begin to honk.

Pedestrian: What the hell are you doing? Stop fixing that screwdriver and GO! What do you need to be screwing while you're driving your car, anyway?

-- University Dr.