Monday, July 11, 2005

Readers: please answer the following question. Points will be given for creativity and sarcasm. Especially creativity, but especially sarcasm.

The traffic light changes from red to green. A car sits still as the five cars in front of it proceed through the light and the cars behind it begin to honk.

Pedestrian: What the hell are you doing? Stop fixing that screwdriver and GO! What do you need to be screwing while you're driving your car, anyway?

-- University Dr.

2 Comments:

Blogger harry balls said...

your:
mom
sister
cousin
aunt
daughter
niece
and wife

8:49 AM  
Blogger harry balls said...

as soon as i'm done fixing this damn ignition

8:50 AM  

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