Tuesday, November 21, 2006

"Oh, kind of like my chauffeur! Slumming is sooo much fun."

On the bus, a guy pulls the yellow cord to indicate that he wants to get off at the next stop.

Girl #1: (to the guy) What does that do?
Guy: It tells the bus driver when to stop.
Girl #2: (to Girl #1) How do you get off the bus?
Girl #1: The bus just does it for me.

-- 2 Dundas, overheard by LA

26 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Music Triva:

The song is "Magic Bus" what album is it off of, who wrote it, and who sang lead on it?

3:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"How do you get off the bus?" . . . my God! I mean, maybe I can understand someone never having been on a bus before and not understanding how the signal cord works . . but dear god, "how do you get off the bus"???!!! I weep for our generation!

6:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

....6:19... You might be more of a tool than this girl

8:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amen, 6:19 is a fucking douchebag.

10:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trivia: Magic Bus...by The Who, from the album Live At Leeds...lead singer, was it Roger Daltrey on this one? can't remember.

10:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Girl#1 has mastered the power of telekinesis!

12:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

....6:19... You might be more of a tool than this girl

Agreed, but Music Trivia Guy is worse than either of them.

11:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Music Triva:

A song was released by Denis Leary in 1993 that perfectly describes 11:38.

If you don't like it, don't answer, moron.

4:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trivia: actually, Magic Bus orignally appears as a single in 1968(Magic Bus: The Who on Tour), and on Live at Leeds two years later. Roger Daltrey performs the vocals (he usually does) but the song is written by Pete Townshend.

-your friendly neighborhood music geek

7:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4:24 I'm really sorry to bother you, but I just wanted to make sure that you knew that there was some sand in your vagina.

8:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8:16?

Suck my bloody tampon.

8:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

music trivia is so much more preferable than ivey bashing, calling people commies or whatever other redundant crap goes down on here.

1:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i do believe it's western girls doin all the going down

10:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

music trivia is so much more preferable than ivey bashing, calling people commies or whatever other redundant crap goes down on here.

Nothing - nothing - beats outing Communists.

2:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks, Mr. McCarthy!

"Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains"

3:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains"

Oh, please. (snorting derisively)

4:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(snorting derisively)

An admitted capitalist pig, shining the brass on the Titanic that is the capitalist system!

6:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Capitalism the Titanic? I'm pretty sure communism started later and collapsed earlier.

7:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7:41, either you're trying to be funny, or you're a fucking retard. Look up 'analogy' and get back to us. Or just give up on higher education altogether.

9:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!

6:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6:48, you are mistaken in your characterization of 7:41. No self-respecting capitalist pig would ever be caught dead polishing brass (on the metaphorical Titanic or otherwise).

Everybody knows that buffing and polishing the material trappings of capitalist society is the job of the permanent economic underclass. Personal servants didn't arrive at their station in life because they were good at playing polo and drinking Champagne... (let's be serious, that's the advancement path for an Aristocrat)... they got where they are because they have a natural genetic advantage in terms of being able to make repetitive motions for long hours in exchange for minimal wages. (Just like giraffes have long necks that allow them to eat leaves from the highest branches, so too are poor people blessed with low expectations... enabling them to do the work that other, lesser humans just can't.) A Rockefeller or Carnegie would never be able to do in even three lifetimes what a Hector Lopez or Marta Ruiz make look so triflingly easy.

See, it's called a "division of labour." Certain people are recognized as just being naturally better suited for certain tasks. And it's what makes our way of life superior to those of the Commies, Otters, Neo-Bastiat Alliance (NBA) and other sundry affronts to both God, Nature and God's personal stockbroker.

7:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dammit, in reference to ^^^^^^^^^, I meant to say "characterization of 4:30." 7:41's just a garden-variety dumbass. Sorry for any confusion, carry on.

7:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The music trivia fag seems vaguely familiar, but who is that gay? Oh yeah, "Drew-not-toothpaste".

8:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The music trivia guy needs to be punched

7:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys need to get a life.

9:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wanna a car and driver!!

6:05 PM  

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