Sunday, February 05, 2006

"Wait, I do recognize you! You're the vain skank!"

Blonde Western Girl on Cell Phone: Um, excuse me, don't you know who I am? I don't pay cover anywhere.
Bouncer: Nope, no idea. Cover is six dollars.
Blonde: (into phone) Hold on a second. (back to bouncer) I don't think you understand.
Bouncer: Oh no, I do. Six dollars.
Blonde: Ugh, I can't believe this. I don't pay ever. (pause) Here.
Bouncer: Have a good night.

-- 29 Park, overheard by Jason

19 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

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2:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Q: "Don't you know who I am?"

A: "No, I don't know who you are. I don't even know who the fuck you THINK you are."

2:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, self important people... you are all so adorable.

3:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*sigh* now i can't get my bikini wax...

8:16 PM  
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12:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ consider yourself lucky for not knowing the answer to that

10:56 AM  
Blogger Del Fuego said...

There are actually twats around who say things like that? Nice.

12:43 PM  
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8:14 PM  
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1:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what a spoiled bitch!

7:58 AM  
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8:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Omg, lol. Whatever, she just needs to know the world does not revolve around her.

12:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

....but apparently it does, since everyone is talking about her!

12:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...True but in the sense that we hate people like her.

4:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

amen to that.. that is the only reason I brought her up...

plus, it honestly sounded like her. What a self centred tool!!!

6:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"....but apparently it does, since everyone is talking about her!"

you have a VERY small world my dear!

6:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

obviously, I didn't mean EVERYONE, but isn't it just a bit ironic that, in insulting self-important people, we actually add to their notariety by naming them? wouldn't that make them feel MORE important?

9:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha, you have a point!

I guess it is too late to get rid of it... oh well! she's still a brat, who lives off of a fake trust fund that her "dead dad" left her (although her dad miraculously signed a card for her last easter... good job lying!!)

10:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"she's still a brat, who lives off of a fake trust fund that her "dead dad" left her (although her dad miraculously signed a card for her last easter... good job lying!!)"

...Wow. If that's true, then it is illegal in SO many ways....I'm not even going to get into it....

10:37 AM  

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