"Wait, I do recognize you! You're the vain skank!"
Blonde Western Girl on Cell Phone: Um, excuse me, don't you know who I am? I don't pay cover anywhere.
Bouncer: Nope, no idea. Cover is six dollars.
Blonde: (into phone) Hold on a second. (back to bouncer) I don't think you understand.
Bouncer: Oh no, I do. Six dollars.
Blonde: Ugh, I can't believe this. I don't pay ever. (pause) Here.
Bouncer: Have a good night.
-- 29 Park, overheard by Jason
Bouncer: Nope, no idea. Cover is six dollars.
Blonde: (into phone) Hold on a second. (back to bouncer) I don't think you understand.
Bouncer: Oh no, I do. Six dollars.
Blonde: Ugh, I can't believe this. I don't pay ever. (pause) Here.
Bouncer: Have a good night.
-- 29 Park, overheard by Jason
posted by Overheard at Western at 8:52 AM
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Q: "Don't you know who I am?"
A: "No, I don't know who you are. I don't even know who the fuck you THINK you are."
Oh, self important people... you are all so adorable.
*sigh* now i can't get my bikini wax...
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^ consider yourself lucky for not knowing the answer to that
There are actually twats around who say things like that? Nice.
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what a spoiled bitch!
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Omg, lol. Whatever, she just needs to know the world does not revolve around her.
....but apparently it does, since everyone is talking about her!
...True but in the sense that we hate people like her.
amen to that.. that is the only reason I brought her up...
plus, it honestly sounded like her. What a self centred tool!!!
"....but apparently it does, since everyone is talking about her!"
you have a VERY small world my dear!
obviously, I didn't mean EVERYONE, but isn't it just a bit ironic that, in insulting self-important people, we actually add to their notariety by naming them? wouldn't that make them feel MORE important?
hahaha, you have a point!
I guess it is too late to get rid of it... oh well! she's still a brat, who lives off of a fake trust fund that her "dead dad" left her (although her dad miraculously signed a card for her last easter... good job lying!!)
"she's still a brat, who lives off of a fake trust fund that her "dead dad" left her (although her dad miraculously signed a card for her last easter... good job lying!!)"
...Wow. If that's true, then it is illegal in SO many ways....I'm not even going to get into it....
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