Had breakfast? Check. Caught my bus? Check. Reinforced an archaic stereotype about women and sports? Check.
Girl #1: So my boyfriend is having a Superbowl party and he wants me to come...
Girl #2: Are you going?
Girl #1: I don't know... like, it'll be all his buddies drinking beer and eating nachos and yelling at the TV, so I kind of think it might be lame.
Girl #2: Yeah I agree. And you don't really like his friends, do you?
Girl #1: Not really, they're assholes.
Girl #2: Then it's decided - you shouldn't go!
Girl #1: But what if he gets mad?
Girl #2: Whatever, come to Ceeps with me... besides, you don't even watch hockey!
-- Brescia/King's College bus, overheard by Lauren
Girl #2: Are you going?
Girl #1: I don't know... like, it'll be all his buddies drinking beer and eating nachos and yelling at the TV, so I kind of think it might be lame.
Girl #2: Yeah I agree. And you don't really like his friends, do you?
Girl #1: Not really, they're assholes.
Girl #2: Then it's decided - you shouldn't go!
Girl #1: But what if he gets mad?
Girl #2: Whatever, come to Ceeps with me... besides, you don't even watch hockey!
-- Brescia/King's College bus, overheard by Lauren
14 Comments:
wow, she better have a huge rack otherwise she's got nothing.
Well, I think sports are lame--ESPECIALLY football.
I'm a guy, too...
a guy who thinks sports are lame?? does that mean you like figure skating or something?? cause that's definitely not a sport
If you are a man and you do not like the super bowl, you are gay.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Brilliant.
It's alright for a girl not to like sports....if all you want is a booty call...
but to be girlfriend material, she has to at least TRY to watch the Superbowl.
no she doesn't...not if she's got a nice rack
Nothing wrong against hating the Super Bore. Its got nothing on the Grey Cup. All hype, no action.
hahaa, this one was GOLD.
Doesn't the Ceeps show the Superbowl anyways?
I'm a girl. I like sports. I just can't get into football though...I'll stick to hockey, baseball, lacross, soccer, and rugby for my viewing pleasure. football is too boring...not that baseball's a real thrill.
Meg
Yeah, what's so spectacular about the Superbowl - men running around in padding falling on top of each other, which involves more homosexual touching than a pheremone-charged gay bar on Valentine's day, and ballerine-esque dancing around when a touchdown is scored. Not exactly quality viewing in my opinion. There are lots of better sports - like hockey! And, the biggest question of all: who needs sports when you could just play video games instead?
And I'm also a girl.
I am one of the biggest football fans I know; I love the football and I'll admit to being a total geek for football stats/history....
...and I STILL think the superbowl is lame most of the time. The commericials, hype, and halftime festivities TOTALLY overshadow the game most of the time (this year was one ugly-ass game, btw)...Give me the NCAA bowl championships or even a good regular season game any day.
Of course, the big problem NOW is that we have a full month until the NCAA basketball tournement, and 2 months until baseball season. Besides Soccer, what is there left to watch? (And I HATE hockey, so don't mention it)
why does it matter who likes what?
if ALL girls like football, how fucking boring would that be?
"OH AWESOME! YOU'RE a GIRL! YOU like the SUPERBOWL[barf]."
Seriously people.
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