Thursday, February 02, 2006

Had breakfast? Check. Caught my bus? Check. Reinforced an archaic stereotype about women and sports? Check.

Girl #1: So my boyfriend is having a Superbowl party and he wants me to come...
Girl #2: Are you going?
Girl #1: I don't know... like, it'll be all his buddies drinking beer and eating nachos and yelling at the TV, so I kind of think it might be lame.
Girl #2: Yeah I agree. And you don't really like his friends, do you?
Girl #1: Not really, they're assholes.
Girl #2: Then it's decided - you shouldn't go!
Girl #1: But what if he gets mad?
Girl #2: Whatever, come to Ceeps with me... besides, you don't even watch hockey!

-- Brescia/King's College bus, overheard by Lauren


Blogger Deuce said...

wow, she better have a huge rack otherwise she's got nothing.

7:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I think sports are lame--ESPECIALLY football.

I'm a guy, too...

7:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a guy who thinks sports are lame?? does that mean you like figure skating or something?? cause that's definitely not a sport

8:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you are a man and you do not like the super bowl, you are gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

9:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


9:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's alright for a girl not to like sports....if all you want is a booty call...

but to be girlfriend material, she has to at least TRY to watch the Superbowl.

11:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no she doesn't...not if she's got a nice rack

12:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing wrong against hating the Super Bore. Its got nothing on the Grey Cup. All hype, no action.

1:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaa, this one was GOLD.

2:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doesn't the Ceeps show the Superbowl anyways?

4:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a girl. I like sports. I just can't get into football though...I'll stick to hockey, baseball, lacross, soccer, and rugby for my viewing pleasure. football is too boring...not that baseball's a real thrill.


9:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, what's so spectacular about the Superbowl - men running around in padding falling on top of each other, which involves more homosexual touching than a pheremone-charged gay bar on Valentine's day, and ballerine-esque dancing around when a touchdown is scored. Not exactly quality viewing in my opinion. There are lots of better sports - like hockey! And, the biggest question of all: who needs sports when you could just play video games instead?

And I'm also a girl.

8:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am one of the biggest football fans I know; I love the football and I'll admit to being a total geek for football stats/history....

...and I STILL think the superbowl is lame most of the time. The commericials, hype, and halftime festivities TOTALLY overshadow the game most of the time (this year was one ugly-ass game, btw)...Give me the NCAA bowl championships or even a good regular season game any day.

Of course, the big problem NOW is that we have a full month until the NCAA basketball tournement, and 2 months until baseball season. Besides Soccer, what is there left to watch? (And I HATE hockey, so don't mention it)

9:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why does it matter who likes what?
if ALL girls like football, how fucking boring would that be?
Seriously people.

9:26 AM  

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