Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Hey, there was no restriction on fellatio.

Girl: I have to meet his family. He told me I can't say "cunt" or "cunnilingus" ... I mean, what the hell am I gonna talk about?

-- outside Weldon, overheard by Sarah

15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unless this girl is Sue Johansen, this makes absolutely no sense.

5:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. THERE's a girl you can bring home to Mom.....

5:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now thats class!

5:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i LOVE the word CUNT! love love love it!
Meg Fury

5:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe she meant "what the hell am I going to talk about that would involve those two words?"

5:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nah, it's MUCH funnier to think that there's nothing else she can talk about besides things that involve cunts:)

5:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my goodness.

7:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Smooth like apple pie

8:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The real question is, 'What's wrong with that guys' family?'

8:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Il s'en passe des choses intéressantes chez toi. Pas très weldon.

3:52 AM  
Blogger Deuce said...

will she go out with me?

4:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, between this girl and the "screamer" below, I'm sure you could get at least one interesting date.....

4:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The better question is how is she gonna bring this up? Now does it go start like "You son is so good at..."

1:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The better question is how is she gonna bring this up? Now does it go start like "You son is so good at..."

1:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Deuce:
I hope you get STDS.

9:28 AM  

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