And now, the best reason to become a university professor:
Prof: In the last few years, we've learned more about speciation involving fossils through new and exciting technology. In fact, just a few years ago, on an island just off of Costa Rica, some scientists extracted dinosaur DNA from mosquitoes, and mingled it with frogs' DNA, and actually cloned dinosaurs. Unfortunately, the dinosaurs escaped and killed several people on the island. What was that documentary called?...
Frantic note-taking girl #1: Oh my god, why wasn't this on the news?
Prof: Oh yes, Jurassic Park, that's what it was...
Frantic note-taking girl #2: Hey, I've heard of that ... they must have made a movie about it.
-- Bio 023 lecture, overheard by Bonnie
Frantic note-taking girl #1: Oh my god, why wasn't this on the news?
Prof: Oh yes, Jurassic Park, that's what it was...
Frantic note-taking girl #2: Hey, I've heard of that ... they must have made a movie about it.
-- Bio 023 lecture, overheard by Bonnie
posted by Overheard at Western at 4:50 PM
18 Comments:
Now that's funny!
god i love fucking with my students
i also enjoy fucking my students
tnp
gross...5:17....just gross.
who could possibly have not heard of jurassic park? or know it's basic plot? or have seen it? jesus. she best be from soem remote region. or she may possibly be the most disconnected person ever.
perhaps. just maybe.
6:19,
or perhaps she is just like a lot of girls that go to Western and is too incredibly dense to understand the deeper meaning behind the prof's words.
being dense is not limited to just the females.
..... just wait for the ugg comments. also, i find that this website is focused on exploiting the ladies of lower intelligence at UWO. where are all the male "overheard"s? oh right. they don't go to class.
this one was simply delicious. like a twix bar.
Calling the girl in this class a retard would be an insult to retards everywhere.
First year student were only 6 when Jurassic park came out. Fuck I feel old.
9:21 you are hilarious
what an idiot
5:54
you'd like to suck my balls, don't lie
I would! I love hooking up and fucking professors. Especially if they are current professors. You never know when you might have to use that little 'tryst' as blackmail. Oooh, the power, the fun, and damn -some good sex.
Last night I had a dream that I slept with one of my profs. And he's not even hot!!! I woke up feeling very dirty, and not in a good way.
1:44 am You're full of shit.
I blame the fact that it's bio 23. 'nuff said.
Oh the products of bio 023.
lajoie is such a loser
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