Wednesday, February 22, 2006

And now, the best reason to become a university professor:

Prof: In the last few years, we've learned more about speciation involving fossils through new and exciting technology. In fact, just a few years ago, on an island just off of Costa Rica, some scientists extracted dinosaur DNA from mosquitoes, and mingled it with frogs' DNA, and actually cloned dinosaurs. Unfortunately, the dinosaurs escaped and killed several people on the island. What was that documentary called?...
Frantic note-taking girl #1: Oh my god, why wasn't this on the news?
Prof: Oh yes, Jurassic Park, that's what it was...
Frantic note-taking girl #2: Hey, I've heard of that ... they must have made a movie about it.

-- Bio 023 lecture, overheard by Bonnie

18 Comments:

Blogger ladyamazing said...

Now that's funny!

4:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

god i love fucking with my students

i also enjoy fucking my students

tnp

5:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

gross...5:17....just gross.

5:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who could possibly have not heard of jurassic park? or know it's basic plot? or have seen it? jesus. she best be from soem remote region. or she may possibly be the most disconnected person ever.
perhaps. just maybe.

6:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6:19,

or perhaps she is just like a lot of girls that go to Western and is too incredibly dense to understand the deeper meaning behind the prof's words.

6:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

being dense is not limited to just the females.

6:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

..... just wait for the ugg comments. also, i find that this website is focused on exploiting the ladies of lower intelligence at UWO. where are all the male "overheard"s? oh right. they don't go to class.

7:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this one was simply delicious. like a twix bar.

8:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Calling the girl in this class a retard would be an insult to retards everywhere.

9:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First year student were only 6 when Jurassic park came out. Fuck I feel old.

9:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9:21 you are hilarious

what an idiot

10:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5:54

you'd like to suck my balls, don't lie

12:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would! I love hooking up and fucking professors. Especially if they are current professors. You never know when you might have to use that little 'tryst' as blackmail. Oooh, the power, the fun, and damn -some good sex.

1:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Last night I had a dream that I slept with one of my profs. And he's not even hot!!! I woke up feeling very dirty, and not in a good way.

1:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1:44 am You're full of shit.

3:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I blame the fact that it's bio 23. 'nuff said.

12:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh the products of bio 023.

2:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lajoie is such a loser

9:57 PM  

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