Sunday, January 15, 2006

We hope they were wearing Livestrong bracelets. The irony would be fabulously overwhelming...

Peroxide Girl #1: Why can't cyclists learn how to drive? They're just doing it to annoy everybody!
Peroxide Girl #2: Yeah, they're just trying to be all trendy and environmental.

-- 13 Wellington

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

ahahahah that was good. Peroxide girl though, eh...blonde hair means nothing, even if it's dyed:P Ignorance? Yes. BUT awesome, since anyone who wants to be trendy at Western gets their daddy to buy them a car, eg) Mercedes, or whatever. The cyclists are usually the eccentric math students and profs, lol:P

2:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ya agreed. you have to be either eccentric and a math student or a prof to ride a bike. oh wait...

3:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or Asian.

7:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahh yes - the reason why all bikers ride: they can't drive. Sigh...

8:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"you want to ride a bicycle in the city? Move to fucking China!!!"

-Dennis Leary

9:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a half-asian math student who rides a bicycle. The other math students make fun of my helmet.

10:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it one of those aerodynamic ones like in the Tour de France that looks like an alien head? "Must...get...to...calculus class...faster!"

2:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I used to have a nice bike... then it got stolen. Then I bought a less nice bike, and IT got stolen. Then I bought a bike at Wal-Mart, and that one is still around.

4:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

your title's definetly true

1:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very nice site!
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2:37 PM  

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