Thursday, January 12, 2006

Procrastination: it's what separates us from the animals

Prof: (giving out the outline for the course) There's a 50% late penalty for each day after the final deadline, so after two days, don't bother handing your paper in.
Ugg Girl #1: Oh my God, I am so dropping this course.
Ugg Girl #2: Totally.

-- Comparative Animal Physiology lecture, Overheard by Wick

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am the master of procrastination.

I haven't written an essay yet this year more than eighteen hours in advance... yet have gotten over 80 on all of them so far (*knock on wood*).

12:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol that's amazing.

"omg we have to like, hand stuff in?? $&*# that!"

1:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha i was sitting near those girls and was gonna write that in...someone got here first :)

4:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I am the master of procrastination.

I haven't written an essay yet this year more than eighteen hours in advance... yet have gotten over 80 on all of them so far (*knock on wood*). "

I hardly believe that based on your improv grammar skills.

3:41 PM  

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