"We have a swell cafetorium" suddenly seems far less interesting.
Usher #1: You know what the difference between your school and my school is?
Usher #2: What?
Usher #1: At my school, we get to electrocute monkeys.
-- Rainbow Cinemas, overheard by John
Usher #2: What?
Usher #1: At my school, we get to electrocute monkeys.
-- Rainbow Cinemas, overheard by John
posted by Overheard at Western at 8:30 PM
9 Comments:
My school has a white minority, I win!
Ha ha ha ha ha!!
Erm, are they in high school?
maybe they are talking about the primate lab at Robarts.
This quote can take on an entirely new and politically-charged significance with just some simple word substitution.
Instead of 'school', say 'jail'. Instead of 'electrocute', insert your verb du jour (I, like many an arts student, endorse the versatile "FU*K"). And instead of 'monkeys', er, use your imagination.
Sneaky bigots at Rainbow Cinema and their coded vernacular...
Robarts doesn't electrocute monkeys and um, they don't have a primate lab...
My school has all these lame chicks wearing mukluks that say "UGG" on them.
Wazzzzzzup!!!
Why someone would want to bring monkeys into this is beyond me.
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