Thursday, January 05, 2006

"We have a swell cafetorium" suddenly seems far less interesting.

Usher #1: You know what the difference between your school and my school is?
Usher #2: What?
Usher #1: At my school, we get to electrocute monkeys.

-- Rainbow Cinemas, overheard by John

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

My school has a white minority, I win!

10:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha ha ha!!

10:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Erm, are they in high school?

11:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe they are talking about the primate lab at Robarts.

11:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This quote can take on an entirely new and politically-charged significance with just some simple word substitution.

Instead of 'school', say 'jail'. Instead of 'electrocute', insert your verb du jour (I, like many an arts student, endorse the versatile "FU*K"). And instead of 'monkeys', er, use your imagination.

Sneaky bigots at Rainbow Cinema and their coded vernacular...

12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Robarts doesn't electrocute monkeys and um, they don't have a primate lab...

1:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My school has all these lame chicks wearing mukluks that say "UGG" on them.

6:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wazzzzzzup!!!

5:59 PM  
Blogger ladyamazing said...

Why someone would want to bring monkeys into this is beyond me.

11:11 PM  
Blogger Phronk said...

Some of the monkeys at the SSC died recently. I thought it was a pretty natural death, but maybe there's some conspiracy I don't know about.

10:42 AM  

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