Tuesday, February 12, 2008

"...but you still get a gold star and first pick of toys for playtime."

The professor is lecturing about the Drury Lane Theatre. A girl puts up her hand.

Girl: Drury Lane, isn't that where the Muffin Man lives?
Prof: That has nothing to do with what I'm talking about.

-- English 020, overheard by Alicia


Anonymous Anonymous said...

If she was trying to be funny, then this is stupid, because it amounts to a recount of a lame joke. If she legitimately thought it had something to do with the muffin man, then it would be funny because of her stupidity. Please clarify, so that I may then decide on whether this is or is not funny, and if the former, belatedly chortle in my joy.

6:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


11:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man; do you know the muffin man, who lives on drury lane"

well, she WAS right...

10:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

English majors are dumb. The only smart people on campus are at the RICHARD IVEY SCHOOL OF BUSINESS. Law or engineering might have a few smart people, too.

12:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ivey are brain dead drones with the same agenda and incessant need to convince others and themselves that they are worth anything.

2:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those "drones" will soon be quite happy to give you an order at the McDonald's drive-thru from their BMWs.

7:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Right, because if you're not in Ivey, you're definitely not in medicine, or law, or any other better faculty at Western, and you'll obviously be taking a drone's order at Mickey D's..

4:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ Correct.

7:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The MBA program; you pay a bit of money and they give you the answers. It's all case based, and no real knowledge. Calling it grad school is just wrong and an insult to everyone doing real research.

9:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow... we made it past 3 whole comments before some idiot Troll managed to get a word in edgewise. Good job people!

11:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

clearly all of you are victims of an unfair patriarchal system. otherwise you would realize that the true value of education lies in a women's studies degree.

12:22 AM  
Anonymous Andrew said...

What does this all have to do with anything? :)

Being an eyewitness to these happenings, I can tell you that it was more for laughs than anything. She was right, of course. It made for a good laugh though.

3:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought this one was so cute, I would have laughed out loud

10:22 AM  
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4:43 PM  
Blogger Brandon said...

haha i know this girl... what a moron.
...and for the ivey supremacist, this girl's an AEO haha

4:54 PM  

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