Friday, February 10, 2006

Subtlety: It's not just for Mack trucks anymore.

Girl: (Drunk and obviously trying to pick up a guy) So what's your star sign?
Guy #1: (Not at all interested) Cunnilingus.
Girl: Hmmm... I don't think I've heard of that one. (Turns to his friend) What's yours?
Guy #2: (Equally disinterested) Necrophilia.
Girl: Huh... and I thought I knew them all... I'm a Virgin.
Guy#1: Don't you mean Virgo?
Girl: No.

-- Outside of Jack's, overheard by Matt


Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL if this is for real it's fucking hilarious.

man. you know you've got no hope when a western guy turns you down intelligently.

12:42 AM  
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG, land of the stupid people!

12:01 PM  
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