Friday, February 10, 2006

"Nobody's getting stuffed with meat tonight except me!"

Two girls walk in front of Jim Bob's, eating hot dogs. They start talking to the bouncers. Two guys walk by and look at them.

Guy #1: Mmmm... I'm hungry... I could go for some street meat...
Girl: Fuck you, asshole.
Guy #2: He was talking about the hot dogs, stupid.
Girl: I'm not stupid... fuck you, asshole!

-- In front of Jim Bob's, overheard by Sam

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

vanity at it's finest. though i see how she might have become confused...

12:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nice title :)

12:38 AM  

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