Monday, February 13, 2006

"Next you'll be saying you have bird flu!"

Asian guy: How's your cough?
White guy: I think I have SARS.
Asian guy: But you're not even Asian!

-- Social Science Computer Lab, overheard by Heather

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Severe ASIAN Respiratory Syndrome??

4:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Severe ACUTE Respiratory Syndrome??????

5:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry, Asians Really Susceptible

5:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, it's acute. And it STARTED in Asia, has nothing to do with who's more susceptible.

6:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey 6:41.....I'm pretty sure they were JOKING....

8:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks 5:00 and 6:41....clearly I was joking. Honestly, why are there so many people on this site with absolutely no sense of humour or sarcasm detecting abilities??

8:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, No...it started in China, so, 4:27pm, you were close, but not quite right. It's actually "Severe AFRICAN Respiratory Syndrome". (why do I go to a school with so many idiots?)

12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry! Asians Rapidly Sneezing!

10:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, I love humour, just not retarded humour.

2:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is wrong with you? Retarded humour is the best kind!

10:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL . . LOL. . 5:00 and 6:41. . really need a sense of humour!! those were some of the funniest things i've ever read!!!

11:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2:40....I stand by my earlier comment. Also, your use of the word 'retarded' offends me. Bigot!!

3:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha, chill. And I mean retarded humour as in completely misinformed, actual stupid humour IS in fact hilarious.

7:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was kidding. I say retarded all the time. It's a great word.

11:46 PM  

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