For some people, it doesn't matter what they say, so long as there is volume coming from their mouths:

Girl: I haven't been able to get hold of her. I want to go out for lunch.
Guy: Text her.
Girl: She doesn't text, she only calls.
Guy: I want salad.
Girl: Soup?
Guy: No, SALAD.
Girl: Oh, salad, she still hasn't called yet.
Guy: I want salad.

-- Weldon Library, overheard by Alex