Monday, February 13, 2006

Maybe you need newer, richer friends!

Oversized-sunglasses girl on cell: Can't you extend your stay and I'll meet up with you? (pause) ... None of my friends have money to go away, Mom! It's so annoying!

-- 6 Richmond, overheard by Rachel

18 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ugh, this girl is telling the story of my life...

5:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's so true.

6:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor dears.

8:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you poor poor thing. eat a dick.

9:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...or go buy a new pair of ugg boots.

11:43 PM  
Anonymous a POOR western student said...

i once puposely stepped on a *huge* pair of gucci sunglasses that a western girl dropped on the bus. why? because she could afford another pair.

12:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope that someday, someone "accidentally" steps on your small penis....why? because you never use it anyway.

1:34 AM  
Blogger Del Fuego said...

Some people pay a lot of money to have others step on their genitals.

9:37 AM  
Anonymous maybe you should look up "joke" in the dictionary... said...

LOL...

1:34 -- I would have to pay a LOT of money for someone to "accidentally" step on my *small* penis seeing as I don't have one.

Congrats on the assumption that I was male Captain Conclusion.

Lighten up.

11:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, deliberate destruction of oversized expensive sunglasses is NEVER okay.....

unless you KNOW the person wearing them is a complete bitch...then it's all good....

12:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mmmm....wanton destruction

3:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Props 11:54

Destruction of oversized glasses IS ALWAYS okay. Mainly because they are hideous.

10:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Destruction of anyone's personal property is not cool.
And to the originator of the "I purposely stepped on someone's on the bus"...wow...you seem like the coolest kid in school...can we pleeeease be friends?????????????
Don't hate the girls who can afford Gucci sunglasses...they're the owners of the future BMW's you'll be pumping gas into sweetie :)

1:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh Snap
Materialism at its finest.

12:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know if it's that a lot of us can't afford Gucci sunglasses, or just figure there are better things to spend our money on. You know... things like education or books or interesting food ... charity, maybe.

4:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh please. I can count on two hands the amount of students who donate their own money to charity. Education yes, books yes, food yes, charity?? while yes it is a worthwhile cause, the actuality of it occurring among a large mass of students is highly unlikely.

2:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

needless destruction of property is cool.
1:17 you mean they'll be the WIVES of the owners of future BMWs. would you be my friend? i need a trophy wife with big glasses

11:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Example of charity from on campus:

At the end of the year, if you still have money left on your meal plan, buy all the juice you can can afford and donate it to any of the foo banks or homeless shelters downtown.

I know at Huron they don't let you cash it out at the end of the year so it's not like you're actually costing yourself any money. I highly recommend it. You'll guarantee yourself some hugs and a big batch of Karma to use at your discretion.

10:41 AM  

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