Monday, January 16, 2006

Or they could have a real party and buy both...

Girl: Oh nooo, you guys... I lost my wallet!
Roommate: Well, maybe someone turned it in at the bar. Did you have money in it?
Girl: No, just credit... But they could buy a hooker! Or a pizza!

-- Richmond Street, overheard by Lindsey

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

When did hookers start taking Visa?

9:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well, Visa IS "Everywhere you want to be"

11:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you can swipe it through their crack

11:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

where does the receipt come out of?

11:38 AM  
Blogger ladyamazing said...

^ I wouldn't want to even know.

12:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Best comments ever!

12:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahahaha

4:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In my experience hookers only take cash.

7:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...and they only give herpes.

11:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If this person who lost their wallet on Richmond happens to see this, I did turn in a pink wallet to UPD today, though the student card inside belonged to someone from Fanshawe. There was nothing left in it but the student card and driver's license.

11:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEY! We're like freaking crime stoppers here now. Yay:) Maybe, as analysts say, blogs really are changing the world. Maybe.

11:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's weird, I found a pink Guess wallet the other day too. It was at Nat Sci. Maybe people with pink wallets tend to be dumber and more likely to lose their wallets.

9:45 AM  

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