Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: men with fabulous shoes.

Girl #1: I think he might be a metrosexual; he cares too much about clothes. I think I should dump him. I need a man with testosterone.
Girl #2: "It's not you, it's me. I like a man with testosterone." Best break-up line ever!

-- Booth Dining Room, Brescia Rez, overheard by Brandi