Friday, October 07, 2005

Drugs are bad, mmkay?

An Ugg-boots-wearing girl is waiting in line, tapping her foot impatiently. The guy in line behind her keeps staring at her intensely. The girl gives him a what's-your-problem look.

Guy in line: Hey, do we know each other?
Ugg girl: Doubt it.
Guy in line: Hey ... yeah we do! We have the same drug dealer!
Ugg girl: (whispering) Shut the fuck up!

She leaves the line and storms off.

-- Imprint

4 Comments:

Anonymous -jess said...

Ha ha ha... that's awesome.

10:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I AGREE

holy shit I love Western

11:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we definitely need more drug dealers....that was too cose for comfort

1:59 PM  
Blogger Lene said...

that was such a good line. I'm going to use it on random people at school tomorrow

1:20 AM  

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