Drugs are bad, mmkay?
An Ugg-boots-wearing girl is waiting in line, tapping her foot impatiently. The guy in line behind her keeps staring at her intensely. The girl gives him a what's-your-problem look.
Guy in line: Hey, do we know each other?
Ugg girl: Doubt it.
Guy in line: Hey ... yeah we do! We have the same drug dealer!
Ugg girl: (whispering) Shut the fuck up!
She leaves the line and storms off.
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Guy in line: Hey, do we know each other?
Ugg girl: Doubt it.
Guy in line: Hey ... yeah we do! We have the same drug dealer!
Ugg girl: (whispering) Shut the fuck up!
She leaves the line and storms off.
-- Imprint
4 Comments:
Ha ha ha... that's awesome.
I AGREE
holy shit I love Western
we definitely need more drug dealers....that was too cose for comfort
that was such a good line. I'm going to use it on random people at school tomorrow
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