President Jaundice would just veto everything anyway.

Girl #1: My parents want me to get my liver checked.
Girl #2: I wonder if my liver's shot.
Girl #3: Of course, that's why you're jaundiced ... oops, I mean, tanned.
Girl #2: Isn't jaundice only in your eye?
(All the other girls laugh.)
Girl #2: How much alcohol until your liver dies?
Girl #1: Oh about as much as you've had -- divided by 2!
Girl #2: I'm going to run for VP JAUNDICE!

-- Brescia Student Council Office, overheard by Meg