Monday, October 03, 2005

Getting ahead requires either hard work or sex. You pick!

Guy #1: It's Joe, I'm going to have sex with Joe.
Girl: Joe's a man?
Guy #2: Yes, Joe is a man, he's our supervisor!
Guy #1: Quickest way to the top!
Guy #2: So you're going to sleep with our supervisor, right?
Guy #1: He'd sleep with me or I'd sleep with him.
Guy #2: He has a family, why would he want to sleep with you? You can't provide for him!
Guy #1: I work for him! He knows I have a steady job!

-- Party, overheard by Dan


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