This just in: UWO to focus on expanding the vocabulary of its undergrads. First word: "vegetable."
Western Girl: Can I have a small sub with no meat on it?
Mr. Sub Lady: So, you want a veggie sub?
Western Girl: I want a sub with no meat on it.
Mr Sub Lady: Yes. A veggie sub.
Western Girl: Oh, is that what it's called? I guess I'll have one of those.
-- Talbot Cafeteria, overheard by Michelle