Monday, October 24, 2005

Slutowe'en is coming ... do you have your childhood-perverting costume picked out yet?

Girl #1: So what are you being for Hallowe'en?
Girl #2: Snow White.
Girl #1: What?? That's so conservative... I'm just going to wear lingerie. And maybe bunny ears.
Girl #2: Awesome! That's what I love about Hallowe'en; you can dress as slutty as you want, and it's allowed, because it can count as a costume! But don't worry - I, like, cut the skirt off real short, so it feels like my ass is hanging out.
Girl #1: That'll be cute. Know what I wish? I wish I kept all of my Hallowe'en costumes from when I was little, because then I could wear them again now, but they'd be all short and tight.
Girl #2: That would be so awesome!

-- Student Ghetto, overheard by Bonnie

34 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do these people make it into university??? Is this not an institution of higher learning??? I guess for these chicks higher-learning constitutes doing their 3 timestables with a joint in their hand.....

9:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Arts/Soc-Sci students don't do math, and hell, they only need 60% to get in anyways. You only see quotes from stupid people because teh Sci/Eng students are all busy doing work!

11:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha so true.

1:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'tis true. None of the arts/soc. sci students at western are serious and none of the sci/eng students are interesting

3:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's not that sci students aren't interesting, we just don't have time to run around saying stupid shit while planning Halloween costumes.

10:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's all a load. Social Sci in some departments are serious and there's jackasses in science too. Eng... well what can you say about eng... aside from sausage fest, and could you really picture two guys from eng sitting there talking about their asses hanging out? No, me neither.

11:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's all a load. Social Sci in some departments are serious and there's jackasses in science too. Eng... well what can you say about eng... aside from sausage fest, and could you really picture two guys from eng sitting there talking about their asses hanging out? No, me neither.

11:39 PM  
Blogger PsychoticRainbow said...

Well if you have time to goof around on this site, then most likely, you have time to plan your Halloween costumes- Lighten Up! You're all jackasses!

12:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well put.

9:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Honestly, what's up with university being filled with so many morons? I can't believe some people actually think they belong here.

As for the engineers, they are all a bunch of egomaniacs... and some of the women in the program are more masculine than some of the men. YOUCH!

12:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm not in eng (i'm in MIT), but from what i saw during o-week, the eng sophs are the farthest thing from egomaniacs there is.. eng does so much for charity all through the year, and its a shame to see them have such a bad rep because people in other faculties are 'afraid' of their collective intelligence.

give them a break.

10:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I still maintain that music students are some of the most intelligant people I've ever met...they just say some really random stuff

Alix

10:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoa, looks like our anonymous friend hit a nerve up there!

11:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you tell 'em, alix.

let's all just agree that this is a "making fun of stupid things that people say, regardless of faculty" page. c'mon already.

--bonnie

1:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, engineers and MIT people stick together because they use the same pieces of chalk to try to convince everybody how great they are. lol

5:30 PM  
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12:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

please. maybe mit actually LIKES having their students get involved in school events.

12:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the only other people I know who draw chalk on sidewalks and walls are still wearing diapers.

12:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that is so lame.

and when did being slutty begin to equal being unintelligent? just because a girl wants to let her ass hang out doesn't mean she's a retard.

get over it already.

1:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How are you all making such harsh generalizations about one another? This is University not high school. Some of you have very skewed ideas about intelligence... And in terms of Slut-O-Ween, it just gives me an opportunity to get dressed up as a ninja and clean up all of the trash in this world...

3:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I may be in Social Sci, and I don't really know numbers all that well, but I recall needing at least an 80% average to get into UWO. Hmmm...imagine how intelligent conversation must be at Windsor or Brock.

1:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Exactly, I don't think that one faculty is smarter than the other. I mean, in music you only need a 70% average to get in...however you do need to be rediculously talented and have basically been training all your life

11:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Individuals are individuals, agreed, but you must admit that a large fraction of individuals in certain faculties - which shall remain nameless - do tend to be very similar in certain attributes. This make sense in a way, as certain subjects tend to attract a certain type of person.

As for % average needed to get into a program, it of course depends on the program and the university. However, the average needed for programs at Windsor and Brock are really not all that different from those at UWO. If you ask me, you should neen an 80% average in high school to get into any program, or to be fair at least have some standardized test to determine if you should be allowed into university. Sluts aside - and some of the smartest people I know are sluts - there are far too many idiots in university.

12:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. Just... wow. Congrats to the slut duo for generating such a spurious discussion. 24 comments so far on the intellectual capacity of hanging asses. Let's burn them at the stake and get it over with already.

1:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha ha oh man this site is awesome. As if you all are getting so up tight about some sluts. Its not like all you guys are not happy about it!

6:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love sluts.

7:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously, up there, lay off the Social Sciences. We still have to have an over 80% average to get it, not to mention the fact that Social Science is a SCIENCE. The difference? We deal with the science of society. See how that works? Social + science? Good, I knew you'd get it eventually...

11:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2 things: One, yes, sluts are not necessarily dumb. Two, Western really isn't that great of a school. So stop fighting over which faculty is smarter and just realize that if you were really smart you would have gone to McGill or U of T.

1:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's banana's!

B.A.N.A.N.A.S


There...distracted now?

Geh

GET OVER IT!


-Alix

11:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing hotter than a girl with brains and personality who also happens to have her ass cheeks hanging out from her skirt. It's quite a common combination of characteristics, I'm sure. :)

7:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All you science geeks should be happy there are stupid sluts out there; they may be your only chance at getting laid.

3:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can definitely be slutty and intelligent. Don't worry, us science geeks are still getting laid.
As far as "intelligence" goes: I know social/sci arts kids who'd die in first year calculus. I also know science students who have absolutely no conception of grammar and can barely put together an essay. Just because society tells you science/eng is more important doesn't make those who are good at it more intelligent.
Granted, I can pull off the same marks in my arts electives with WAY less work put into it than in my science credits.

11:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You all need to get high and think about life and hot gils in short sluty Halloween costumes more. They're the reason that bars make so much money, they help the economy! Thank you dumb hot Western girls, thank you!

3:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

don't worry about the sluts they'll all have stds and die by the time they're 20 anyway....

2:10 PM  

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