Friday, October 21, 2005

"Damn! Now what will I tuck my pants into?"

One-Ugg-booted girl: (to a male friend) Have you seen my boot?! Why would they take it?
Guy: 'Cause it's fucking hilarious?
Bootless Girl: (on cell to friend) Do you by any chance have my boot? I'm missing a boot! I don't have a boot!
Bootless Girl: (asking people in the area) Excuse me? Have you seen a boot?
Everyone laughs.
Bootless Girl: This is ridiculous!

-- Fourth floor Weldon, overheard by Victoria

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

that's funnier than the time i was in North Campus Building and saw a book in a display case that had a baby aligator on it with the title of "Uggs something something" then 10 minutes later watching a girl in sweatpants and uggs staring at the book.

God, i love western.

6:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

uggs are gross.....they look like chewbacca feet!

11:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

there should be teams of people roaming campus looking for stray Uggz. When they find them, they should shave them...... and their owners for good measure...

9:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Typical Western girl. Hilarious.

3:32 PM  

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