The cram session of the M.R.S. majors:

Girl #1: I should probably wear the other shirt, because it's tighter, so it's hotter...
Girl #2: Yeah, but he would like the one you're wearing now, because it shows off your whole arm. He wants his future wife to show off her arms, you know.
Girl #1: Oh, then his wife is so lucky, whomever she may be...

-- Bathroom in Taylor Library, overheard by Lauren