Tuesday, June 07, 2005

One man's road to obesity is another man's road to fitness...

Guy: (admiring his friend's arms, which are roughly the size of tree trunks) Wow, man, you've gotten huge!
Musclehead: Well, I'm single and have no life, so what else do I have to do? You know, a lot of people think that you have to be juiced up to get muscles this big, but it's just not true. You just need to eat ten times a day. Just have that discipline, you know? Get up in the middle of the night to eat, if you have to!

-- GoodLife Gym, Sherwood Forest


Anonymous Anonymous said...

fucking hilarious!

4:34 AM  

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