"It's probably 'cause I'm so good at writing my own name!"
Girl #1: So, we were working on dividing up the presentation... we've decided on who is responsible for which areas of analysis.
Girl #2: Ooooh, can I do the title slide?
Girl #1: Um, sure...
Girl #2: YES! I'm SO good at title slides!
-- Ivey, overheard by Emily