Girl #1: Ew, [Steve] is so gross. I don't think there's anyone in the world I would want to have sex with less than him. Except maybe a midget.
Girl #2: What about a really hot midget?
Girl #1: Like a really ripped midget?
Girl #2: Yeah! He could have, like, a real nice three-pack or something!
-- Barney's, overheard by Nikki