Well, they did give us David Hasselhoff.
Smart Girl: Was it Deutschland?
Dumb Girl: Yeah. Deutschland. Haha, what the fuck does that mean?
Smart Girl: It's what the Germans call Germany.
Dumb Girl: Really? They don't call it "Germany"?
Smart Girl: No, they call it Deutschland.
Dumb Girl: That's crazy. Hey, what do they call Canada?
Smart Girl: Kanada. With a "K".
Dumb Girl: Ha. Stupid Germans.
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