Girl #1: So my boyfriend is having a Superbowl party and he wants me to come...
Girl #2: Are you going?
Girl #1: I don't know... like, it'll be all his buddies drinking beer and eating nachos and yelling at the TV, so I kind of think it might be lame.
Girl #2: Yeah I agree. And you don't really like his friends, do you?
Girl #1: Not really, they're assholes.
Girl #2: Then it's decided - you shouldn't go!
Girl #1: But what if he gets mad?
Girl #2: Whatever, come to Ceeps with me... besides, you don't even watch hockey!
-- Brescia/King's College bus, overheard by Lauren