Girl #1: So hey, do you ever see [Heather] anymore?
Girl #2: Oh yeah, and she's looking really good too. I think she lost some weight.
Girl #1: Um ... she didn't lose weight, that's not why she looks different.
Girl #2: What do you mean?
Girl #1: Heather got breast implants over the holidays.
Girl #2: No way, you're fucking kidding me!
Girl #1: Nope, she did. She didn't actually lose weight, they just make her look smaller.
Girl #2: Oh my god, that's crazy! I can't wait to see her again, I'm going to be like, "Heeeey Heather!"
-- Bus, overheard by Louise