Mmm ... journalistic integrity.
-- overheard by Noah
Girl #1: He's a tramp, Tracy!
Girl #2: I know.
Girl #1: He's such a slut!!!
Girl #2: I know.
Girl #1: A bigger slut than I am!!!
-- Jack's bathroom, overheard by Michelle
Girl dressed as sleazy cheerleader: (irritated and yelling) I'm so sick of getting hit on by guys that I don't know!!!
-- Jack's, overheard by Michelle
Girl: (examining a coin) Why are these men on the quarter? What happened to the bird?
-- Masonville Mall, overheard by Kathleen
Western Girl: Can I have a small sub with no meat on it?
Mr. Sub Lady: So, you want a veggie sub?
Western Girl: I want a sub with no meat on it.
Mr Sub Lady: Yes. A veggie sub.
Western Girl: Oh, is that what it's called? I guess I'll have one of those.
-- Talbot Cafeteria, overheard by Michelle
Guy #1: I definitely watched two episodes of Smallville last night.
Guy #2: What the fuck are you doing watching Smallville?!!
Guy #2: Eh?!
-- A bench outside Thames Hall, overheard by Ty
Girl: [John], do you know how to put this back on?
Guy: What is it?
Girl: It's the letter D from my keyboard.
-- Law School, overheard by Rendes
Girl #1: We were at the football game and walked by these guys and we said "Nice ass"; they turned around and said "Nice ass? What about these?", and they had their dicks out, and we were all like "eww", because they totally weren't that good-looking.
Girl #2: Yeah, most dicks are pretty gross-looking.
Girl #1: I meant the guys.
Girl #2: Oh.
Guy #1: There are hot girls everywhere! I can't stop looking at them. It's like I'm a Shakespearean character.
Guy #2: What are you talking about?
Guy #1: You know, King Leer.
Guy #1: You get to eat pancakes for supper instead of breakfast. It's called Pancake Tuesday. Hey, you should come over and we'll try it.
Guy #2: Would I have to accept Christ as my saviour?
Guy #1: I'm pretty sure we could just make pancakes.
Guy #2: No. I'm not doing it.