Ass limericks run a close second.
-- Law school
Girl #1: I don't know about that guy ... Like on Wednesday he was acting all superior with me about the eating meat thing.
Girl #2: Yeah, his whole "I don't hurt anything with a heartbeat" mentality ... Am I supposed to hate myself because I like a good burger?
Girl #1: You should love yourself because you like a good burger. People who don't like good burgers should go back to Russia.
Girl #2: YES, guy!